my hands!!!

Yesterday my hands turned into bongos. It surprised me, and it made me jump over a candle that was sitting on the floor. Once i had landed from my seven minutes of hovering above the candle, I was forced by dick cheney to stare at my bongo hands for four hours without blinking.

When I was done I noticed that dick was gone, it turns out i had killed him while in a trance. To be continued...

Uh...

I post things that are completely redundant...